Tired of drinking Duck Farts and Blow Jobs all the time, Water and Vegetables brings to you several new drinks to try out the next time you're getting a slant on.
Dick-tini
Martini Glass, Chilled
-Chill 1.5 oz Hypnotiq
-Serve with Lemon, Lime, Cherry, Orange, Banana [!]
Julius Caesar
Shot Glass
-23 plastic toothpicks
Amy Winehouse
House
-Fill house with wine, girls named Amy
Mean Bartender
Pint Glass, Ice
-Fill with water
Cut-off Customer (true story)
Pint Glass
-Fill with piss
-Serve neat
Beaten Puppy
-On second thought, don't make this drink. It is too sad to drink.
Slate Magazine
Highball Glass, Ice
-1 oz rum
-Fill with coke
-Yell at the customer "What REALLY goes in a rum and coke?!"
-Say 500 words to the effect of "Rum and coke go in a rum and coke."
Los Angeles Iced Tea
-This is just iced tea
-Spelled "Ice-T"
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